1) First and foremost...Southern Belles do not perspire and never...never...SWEAT. They Glisten.
2) Southern Belles do not flirt, but rather flatter effectively.
3) Southern Belles do not pass gas. Well yes, they really do, but they look at the person next to them in shock and smile coyly. (a handy tip...if sitting in a restaurant and the NEED arises, wait until the bus boy is at the table...blame it on him....or if sitting on the veranda, always keep your poodle on your lap. If the NEED arises, do so demurely, then shoosh the dog away...handy tips)
4) Southern Belles are mistresses of sarcasm and sharp wit, but not to the point of being called a Smart Ass
...to be continued...