Friday, December 12, 2008

Basic Rules for Southern Belles, Part II

5) A Southern Belle, even when she has seen or heard something a thousand times, will always respond with "OMI...That was clever, but what would my daddy say?"

6) Southern Belles never blow their noses in public. They excuse themselves to clear their sinuses.

7) Southern Belles never chase after a man... they connive a man into chasing THEM. And then they act totally surprised when "caught."

8) Southern Belles do not call men on the telephone. EVER. Period.

9) Southern Belles never eat large amounts in public... they only nibble and say that they aren't hungry. (A Southern Belle will eat before a date, then again afterwards! It's not until the 'date' is of a fiance status that a Southern Belle orders everything on the menu!)

Rebel Deb

1 comment:

Sara Fraser said...

It's really scary that I pretty much do/did all those things. Yahtzee.