I haven't dressed up for Halloween in quite a while:
So, yeah. I'm thinking I may need a new costume.
So far, it's between...
1) Slutty nurse
2) Slutty maid
3) Slutty cheerleader (are we seeing a pattern emerge?)
4) Joel McHale from "The Soup"
5) Jodie Foster. (I get a lot of "you look just like her"'s! Being compared to an uber talented, yet 50-something, hardcore lesbian isn't exactly great for my love life. But I can't seem to beat them, so I might as well join them. And Halloween may just be the perfect time to become a total conformist.)
6) Slutty "Grey's Anatomy" character (but which one?? There's sooo many.), or...
7) Slutty reality TV star. (Aka "Heather" from Rock of Love, John Gosselin and/or anyone from "The Real World" Las Vegas)
The hunt continues!