Sunday, January 17, 2010

Another Blonde Joke!

As a blonde, I think I like these so much because they remind me not to take myself so seriously. :)

A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump.

Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50.

The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend."

But the blonde insisted saying, "No. A bet's a bet."

Then the redhead said, "Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money."

The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"


Anonymous said...

my favorite (which I read on the Bitch Magazine blog a few months ago):

Q: What do you call a blonde flying a plane?

A: A pilot, you misogynist bastard.

Anna Fields said...

LOL! That's a GREAT one, Overbear :) Thanks for commenting!

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