Thursday, November 27, 2008
Celebrate Your Inner Redneck, Part I: Happy Thanksgiving!
Redneck Nobel Prize Award
A man is driving down a country road when he spots a redneck farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.
He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.
The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, “Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?”
The redneck replies, “I’m trying to win a Nobel Prize.”
“How?” asks the man, puzzled.
“Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field.”