This Week's Celeb Rebel Deb: Marilyn Monroe

Random, I know... but timeless, don't you think? Move over, diamonds! Rebutantes are a girl's NEW best friend(s). :)

xoxo,

Rebel Deb

Bye-Bye Brett-y?

According to the gossip rags, maybe not. It's all over the Net that Brett Michaels is in recovery and may even be back on tour at the end of May. Whoa! Unfortunately, according to People Magazine, he'll also walk away with a "side effect" that may lead to seizures. Ouch.

Seems Brett-y may not bite the tour-bus dust after all. But, after all that brain surgery, the question remains...

Will his extensions?

xoxo,
Rebel Deb

Happy 25th Anniversary, Dollywood!

Let's all celebrate Dolly's Woods and their emergent quarter-life crisis by retelling one of my favorite blonde jokes...

A college student goes back to her dorm and says to her blonde roommate, “I slept with a Brazilian man last night.” Her roommate replies, “OMG, you slut! How many is a Brazilian??”

And by the way, my old U.S. History teacher went to high school with Dolly and says her "dollies" are completely real... the debate continues!

xoxo,
Rebel Deb

Another Blonde Joke!

As a blonde, I think I like these so much because they remind me not to take myself so seriously. :)


A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump.

Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50.



The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend."

But the blonde insisted saying, "No. A bet's a bet."

Then the redhead said, "Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money."

The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"

A Blonde Joke to Brighten Your Thursday

"There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5."