Whatever Happened to Getting Lumps of Coal?

Turkey Porn: How our Favorite Birds Deal with the Stress of the Holidays...

Oh, yeah, baby... Eat Mor Chikin...

The Apocalypse Awaits, and It Wears Bumpits

Does Wayne Brady Need to Slap a Bitch?!

The Rebel Debutante on "Mad Men"

Here's what the Rebel Deb would look like, if she were a character on AMC's "Mad Men":
An ounce of Joan with a POUND of Peggy... a gutsy, determined, intelligent go-getter... with a (not-so) secret sexy side... :)

Thank You, PETA, for Keeping Us All Safe

This Time, Santa, You're Goin' DOWN

The (not-so-secret) Secret to Miley's Success...

Gettin' Ready for Christmas with a Lil' Holiday Humor...

1...2... Turkey's Coming for You!

Dat's My Kinda Snowmen!

And, Thus, It Came to be Known by All the Good Little Children of the World as... the Christmas Dildo.